Basketball Demotivational Poster
LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'
AIR JOEY SO CLOSE -
BAD DREAMS - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM THEM
THERE'S NO PLACE - like HOME
BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned
AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.
LIFE - It's always some guy in a suit destroying people's dreams.
STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too
WILL FERRELL AS GATOR -
WORLD WAR 3 - This time, Germany comes out on top
WORDS OF WISDOM -
NBA CHEERLEADERS - Because the crowd has to watch something for the first 46 minutes of the game.
SPORT IN HEAVEN -
DUALITY - He can put you in hell... and teach how to play basketball as well
SECURITY - MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BLACKJACK DEALERS
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH - Helping males wrestle with their "identities" since 1989
BITCHBALL - He goes for the fast break, stops at the 3-point line, he shoots.... AND HE SCORES!!
THE LAKER GIRLS - I went to watch the cheerleaders and a basketball game broke out
HOOPS - there it is
MINNEAPOLIS LAKERS -
OCCUPY NBA - GREAT, great....our worst sports team gets to play. I was tired of hearing things like, Central division champs.
HOCKEY GUYS NIGHT OUT - Because Basketball is Just Retarded
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER, PUNK ? GET OUT OF THE WAY - or that I stomp on you
AMERICANS - Better than Germans
KEVIN WARE INJURY - Just got done choking down "EASTER DINNER", when this happened Now here it is back up all over the table in front of me. .
DONE AND DONE -
THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION -
BREAKING THE MOLD - We usually think of athletes being the ones to make to make the baskets, but photographers sometimes get the shot too.
OH GOD - Kobe is at it again
THE BASKET -
NBA CHAMPIONS - Dallas Mavericks No place but Texas
THE LAST SUPPER -
YOU, SIR - are in the wrong sport.
WTF !!!! -
BROSHIMI - Nice TATZ! Ginger on your "6", and it's baring her FANGS!
JOHN WALL - Why didn't I recruit Him?
GRAVITY FAIL - Because some people can fly.
...TO THE QUESTION - no one asked
PIT SWEAT - Hmmm Tastes Like Chicken...NOT
SUPER GLOBETROTTERS - It don't get more "gangsta" than this!
SETH ROGEN AND THE CARROT TOP MIGDET - They watch your kids play basketballz
CHUCK LIDDELL - The basketball player
TOP DOG!! - SCREW all that DAVID vs GOLIATH, CINDERELLA Upset stuff. There's a QUIET DIGNITY to just showing-up and taking your BEATING!!
Lebron James -
Lebron James -